Alacrity's robe of useful items

	
Alacrity's Robe of Useful Items (Spellcraft DC 30 to identify)

This appears to be an unremarkable item of apparel to all who look at it, but a wizard who dons it will note that it is adorned with small cloth patches of various shapes. Only the wearer of the robe can see, recognize, and detach these patches. One patch can be detached each round. Detaching a patch causes it to become an actual item, as indicated below.

A robe of useful items always begins with two each of the following patches:

2 daggers
2 lit lanterns
2 large mirrors
2 ten foot poles
2 coils of silk rope 50 feet
2 grappling hooks
2 large sacks.

In addition, the following patches were randomly rolled by the DM:

One full set of plate mail horse barding (war horse size) 
One Scroll of Protection from Fuzzy Creatures.
One rowboat (12 feet long)
A fresh pair of undies and clean socks 
A bar of soap (herb scented)
A halberd
A sombrero 
One garbage bin
A gallon of red paint in a ceramic jar 
One raincloud (small area, rains for 1 hour heavily) 
One delayed blast fireball (15 second delay, 8d6 damage) 
2 iron door patches (5 to 10 feet wide, and 10 feet high, barred on one side, door will attach to wall and hinge itself)
A vodka martini, shaken not stirred, with a lemon twist, no olive
One carafe of hot coffee
One ladder (24')
A pink flamingo lawn ornament (wood)
One 10’ cubic pit (open)
A small monkey
One chicken (rubber)
Mule with saddle bags
One small tower shield, (black with a yellow happy face painted on it)
A 3 foot tall dancing tiki doll that sings “it’s a small world’ over and over